Sit, Stay, Heel: Training Your Boyfriend Like a Pro
About this audiobook
In a world where relationships can feel as unpredictable as an untrained puppy, Penelope Paws believes that the key to harmony lies in the pages of dog training manuals. Armed with an arsenal of treats, a leash, and an unwavering determination, Penelope sets out to prove that boyfriends and dogs aren’t so different after all.
Joined by her canine consultant, Mr. Snuffles—a cigar-chomping, top-hat-wearing French Bulldog with a knack for incisive commentary—Penelope embarks on a sidesplitting quest to train her boyfriends using unconventional canine techniques. From the laid-back graphic designer who’s always eager to please to the stubborn sales executive who insists on being the alpha, Penelope’s unorthodox methods and boundless optimism are put to the ultimate test.
Will she succeed in teaching her old dogs new tricks, or will she find herself barking up the wrong tree in the pursuit of love and obedience?
About the author
Clare Chu is a self-proclaimed “Boyfriend Whisperer” and certified canine trainer who firmly believes that the key to a perfect relationship lies in a well-worn bag of treats and a trusty leash. Armed with an arsenal of chew toys, doggy biscuits, and an unwavering determination to domesticate even the most unruly of romantic partners, Clare has made it her life’s mission to help hopeless dog lovers find harmony in their human relationships.
When she’s not busy concocting elaborate training schemes or fending off the snarky commentary of her long-suffering French Bulldog sidekick, Mr. Snuffles, Clare can be found strutting through the park with her ever-growing pack of “Good Boys,” proudly sporting matching rhinestone-studded collars and coordinated doggy sweaters.
Prior to her illustrious career as a Boyfriend Whisperer, Clare cut her teeth in the dog-eat-dog world of competitive canine obedience trials, where she quickly earned a reputation as the “Treat-Slinging Titania” for her uncanny ability to convince even the most stubborn of hounds to sit, stay, and roll over on command. It was during this time that she first began to ponder the age-old question: “If it works for dogs, why not boyfriends?”
Now, by popular demand, Clare is unleashing her signature brand of zany, dog-inspired relationship advice on the masses. She currently resides in a cozy suburban bungalow with her adoring pack of perfectly trained gentleman callers, a lifetime supply of liver snaps, and of course, her begrudgingly loyal sidekick, Mr. Snuffles.
Find out more at: https://clarechu.com
