Needles, Thermometers, Fingers, and Shame: Horrific Medical Humiliation for a Phony Doctor's Mean Old Piano Teacher

Warning: Explicit Content. "Nonstop Embarrassment at the Phony Free Clinic" Series. “The clinic is free...but the price is too high!” So says every woman unfortunate enough to be treated at the “Care One Free Clinic.” In exchange for “free” medical care, these poor women, young and old, pay dearly by enduring spartan conditions, low-end everything, and a lack of privacy that is downright appalling.

Worse, although there is an experienced M.D. running the joint, a certain Dr. Jesse Langford, nearly all of the “free care” offered out here is conducted by three young, horny college men, including his lonely, touch-starved son, Byron. All are nothing but first-year pre-med students—woefully unqualified to be ordering shivering women out of their clothes and into a plethora of humiliating procedures.

What these poor women must endure in order to save money is appalling—all so that four young men who have no interest in becoming doctors can have the thrill of their lives. It’s disgraceful, disturbing, and disgusting...which, according to these guys, is a very good thing!

In this tale of sleaze and sin, opportunistic restaurant owner Donny Durkin is bringing his three new waitresses, who have recently arrived from Ireland, to spend the summer working on Cape Cod for physicals, as required by the federal government for all foreign food service workers. But since neither of them has health coverage in the States, Donny has no choice but to bring them to the CareOne Free Clinic.

Well, there’s embarrassment, and there’s embarrassment! Upon arrival, the three nervous newbies are immediately instructed to disrobe completely right in front of waiting patients...and himself! Then the shivering lassies must endure the indignity of being examined side by side by a gawky medical school freshman, Byron, while Donny continues to look on! Talk about a mind-blowing lineup!