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Joanie Salinger. Age eighteen. Occupation: straight-A student with a plaid skirt, and a broken heart. Tonight she will learn a valuable lesson about men. Tonight she will help an old boyfriend get over an old hurt even as she finds relief for her own heartache. Tonight she will enter a hallowed spot, a place trod only by men—a dimension not only of jocks and semen and sweat, but of mind. Look, up ahead! That small sign on the wall.