OMG! I Married the Devil
About this audiobook
OMG! I Married the Devil is engaging, funny, thoughtful, and one of the goofiest books I’ve read (that’s a good thing!) — J. Lloyd Morgan, author of The Night the Port-A-Potty Burned Down
Jill will do just about anything to avoid the "cat lady" label. And she has a “hope chest” containing all her heart’s desires to prove it.
She longs for a masculine, wood-chopping, Speedo-clad muscle man who glistens from sweat in the sunshine. But when she meets Jack, a happy-go-lucky schizophrenic former sanitation worker who’s convinced he’s the devil, she learns that every nobody is someone’s somebody.
Jill knows that no one’s perfect. And because Jack pales in comparison to the long list of losers she’s dated, she’s willing to overlook his quirks, but his growing supernatural powers leave her questioning her beliefs. Her desperate attempts to avoid becoming the cat lady while retaining her sanity leads her to hire an inept exorcist and a Voodoo Priest, proving love has no bounds — even if it lands her in hell.
OMG! I Married the Devil, a wickedly hilarious, laugh-out-loud, heartwarming romantic comedy, explores the ups and downs of the dating scene, serving as a user’s guide for loving the supernaturally challenged.
About the author
Robbie Cole
Robbie was born and raised in Texas, but now resides a stones-throw from the shore of Lake Superior, on the last spec of water, at the Northwestern tip of Wisconsin. He writes comic fantasy/romantic comedy, paranormal romance, and horror novels. Having BS degrees in Agronomy, Psychology, Metaphysics, an MA in Creative Writing (screenwriting), a Masters in Metaphysics, a Doctorate in Divinity, an MFA in Creative Writing, and a PhD in Metaphysical Psychology, he can grow a plant, create its psychological profile, ponder the meaning of its existence, aid its spiritual awakening, write fictional adventures about it, write a movie about its adventures, then counsel it on its anger over a tree hogging the sunlight.
Before writing his first novel, The Book of Jack, Robbie worked as a musician, golf professional, and a manager for Walmart, Petsmart, and Motorola. When he is not lost in a fictional world, Robbie enjoys camping, fishing, and playing with his granddaughters. The most important thing to know about him is that he grew up a social outcast where he had a backseat advantage in witnessing the absurdities life offered, which shaped his warped worldview into the self-proclaimed comedic super genius, laugh influencer, and emotional roller coaster engineer he is today. So, if you were to seek him as a mentor or just want to hang, you might find him sleeping in the corner of a social event, family gathering, or lounging somewhere on a riverbank, seeking total relaxation, with The Dolly Momma, his faithful German shepherd Dachshund (the 5th reincarnation of the Doggie Lama).
