Red Flags...
Too loud.
Too clingy.
Too much make-up.
I could go on and on. The other guys in the Single DadтАЩs Club would say IтАЩm obsessed with finding them. But none of their kidтАЩs mothers is the epic fail that my daughterтАЩs is, so their opinions mean shit.
Caterina Santora has her own list of red flags...
SheтАЩs too young.
SheтАЩs my clientтАЩs daughter.
SheтАЩs my five-year oldтАЩs camp counselor.
The fact that she doesnтАЩt remember me from six years before grates on me until I donтАЩt have it in me to leave her alone any longer. I have to have her. But our lives are opposites in every way. In no way compatible.
When weтАЩre together all the complications fade away and I have to keep reminding myself, even if I can have herтАФ I canтАЩt keep her.