Alien Abduction for Beginners

Skye MacKinnon

Mar 2021 · The Intergalactic Guide to Humans Book 1 · Peryton Press · Narrated by Bridget Bordeaux and Jake Bordeaux

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Not all aliens are good at abducting humans.

Havel, Matar and Xil have failed too many times to count. Luckily, there's help available for failed kidnappers: a diploma offered by the Intergalactic University. To complete their course, these three sexy aliens need to abduct a human female – and they're graded on it.

The problem is, the human female has no intentions of being abducted, not even to help them get the universe's most recognised abduction qualification.

A hilarious sci-fi reverse harem with clueless aliens and the human woman they're trying to seduce (and probe). Beware, these aliens have fangs and tails and are ready to put them to good use.

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4.0

23 reviews

Zarah Robinson

May 10, 2024

I picked this up knowing it was going to be a silly, sexy space romp and I was cool with that idea. I wasn't looking for anything more. But it pretty much fails. It has too much plot to be erotica and, frankly, not enough sex. But there isn't enough plot to be called a romance, even an erotic romance. The comedy aspect is almost entirely of the cultural misunderstanding sort and falls much closer to stupid than endearing. And while I liked the males, I couldn't really tell them apart.

Christina Luberts

October 15, 2022

This story really did not catch my interest. We have Havel, Matar and Xil who go to school together to learn how to become abductioners. They decide to kidnapp someone for earth. There is some humor on their misunderstandings from the human. The audio was good. You knew who was talking and it was a smooth reading. I received a free copy of this book and am voluntarily leaving a review.

Leza Salmon

March 25, 2023

Three aliens terrible at abducting females, go on a course to learn how to do it with more success. They abduct a human female & must achieve all the criteria to pass. A short story with good audio narration. It's quite amusing how the aliens try to learn how to please their woman, often misinterpreting and getting things wrong. Unfortunately, the audiobook cut out completely for half a chapter. Hopefully this will be fixed. A received this book for free and voluntarily left this review.

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