Petty criminals Bill and Sam decide to kidnap 10-year-old Johnny for ransom money from his wealthy father. The plan turns on its head, however, when Johnny тАЬRed ChiefтАЭ Dorset decides he likes his captors better than his father. Their plan for ransom quickly turns into a desperate attempt to be rid of the boy, whose father seems relieved rather than worried that heтАЩs missing. This entertaining short story is a perfect example of poetic justice and hijinks gone wrong.