Totlandia: Book 1: The Onesies - Fall

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IN BOOK 1 OF THE TOTLANDIA SERIES:

The Pacific Heights Moms & Tots Club is the most exclusive childrenтАЩs playgroup in all of San Francisco. For the cityтАЩs ultra-competitive elite, the clubтАЩs ten annual spots are the ultimate parenting prize.

But not everyone is PHM&TC material. The clubтАЩs founder, Bettina Connaught Cross, adheres to strict membership rules: Moms only. No single parents or working mothers are allowed. Membership is an arduous commitment. And thereтАЩs no room in the club for scandal, bad behavior, or imperfection...from tots or their moms.

In a world of power and prestige, no one has more than Bettina. And as every mom in Pacific Heights knows, you simply cannot cross her. But this yearтАЩs admissions process is more rigorous than ever, pitting prospective members against each other to prove their mettle. But four of the six candidates vying for the remaining four slots have a secret that would knock them out of the running.

- Jade is a former stripper and porn actress, who has been absent for most of her sonтАЩs life.

- JillianтАЩs husband cleaned out their joint accounts and left her for his pregnant assistant.

- Ally never even had a husbandтАФjust a sperm donorтАФand sheтАЩs hiding a high-ranking corporate job.

- And Lorna fears that her son may have special needs... just the excuse her sister-in-law, Bettina, needs to deny her entry to the club.

Can these hopeful moms keep up appearances long enough to outlast the competition? Or will their chancesтАФand their private livesтАФgo up in flames?

Four playgroup slots up for grabs. Lots of dirty little secrets.

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Josie Brown is the author of the best-selling Housewife Assassin's Handbook series (13 novels); the Totlandia series (5 novels) and the True Hollywood Lies series (2 novels).Her other novels include:The Candidate (political thriller)The Baby Planner (contemporary women's fiction) andSecret Lives of Husbands and Wives (contemporary women's fiction) which was optioned by producer Jerry Bruckheimer for television.Josie lives in San Francisco with her husband and two children.You can reach her via her website: www.JosieBrown.com and www.HousewifeAssassinsHandbook.com

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