Headmaster Edwin Rakeley thinks the next thing on his schedule for the day is a completely ordinary parental interview, for a prospective new student at his exclusive private school.
But when the parent in question - handsome, villainous Albie Solstein - turns out to be Edwin's biggest fan, Edwin has a problem he hasn't had to worry about in years. Because Solstein is a fan of Edwin's roles in his former career. And what Edwin used to be is a porn star...
I like to spin a tale with a happy ending and a lotta laughs along the way!