Anguished English: An Anthology of Accidental Assaults Upon the English Language

How Not to Write a Novel: 200 Classic Mistakes and How to Avoid Them—A Misstep-by-Misstep Guide

The Last Black Unicorn

The Bride of Anguished English: A Bonanza of Bloopers, Blunders, Botches, and Boo-Boos

Thank You for My Service

The Miracle of Language

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

You Deserve a Drink: Boozy Misadventures and Tales of Debauchery

Sleeping Dogs Don't Lay: Practical Advice for the Grammatically Challenged

Hyena

Not Taco Bell Material

The Diva Rules: Ditch the Drama, Find Your Strength, and Sparkle Your Way to the Top

If Animals Could Talk: A Children's Book for Adults

Born on a Rotten Day: Illuminating and Coping with the Dark Side of the Zodiac

I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me

Mother, Can You Not?

The To-Do List

In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks

The Meaning of Liff: The Original Dictionary Of Things There Should Be Words For