More Shit My Dad Says

Awesome Sh*t My Drill Sergeant Said: Wit and Wisdom from America's Finest

I Suck at Girls

Daddy, Stop Talking!: & Other Things My Kids Want But Won't Be Getting

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

Sick in the Head: Conversations About Life and Comedy

Food: A Love Story

Neil Patrick Harris: Choose Your Own Autobiography

Dad Is Fat

I'm Just a Person

The Playbook

This Is Not My Beautiful Life: A Memoir

Nice Is Just a Place in France: How to Win at Basically Everything

Yes Please

Assholes Finish First

I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that

God, No!: Signs You May Already Be an Atheist and Other Magical Tales

People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Competitive Crafters, Drop-Off Despots, and Other Suburban Scourges

Rhett & Link's Book of Mythicality: A Field Guide to Curiosity, Creativity, and Tomfoolery

The Grumpy Guide to Life: Observations by Grumpy Cat