How Not to Get Shot: And Other Advice From White People

You Can't Joke About That: Why Everything Is Funny, Nothing Is Sacred, and We’re All in This Together

How to Survive America

The Last Black Unicorn

Thank You for My Service

Surrender, White People!: Our Unconditional Terms for Peace

I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell: Unabridged Selections

Not Taco Bell Material

The Chapo Guide to Revolution: A Manifesto Against Logic, Facts, and Reason

How to Fight Presidents: Defending Yourself Against the Badasses Who Ran This Country

I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me

Mother, Can You Not?

In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks: . . . And Other Complaints from an Angry Middle-Aged White Guy

Not Cool: The Hipster Elite and Their War on You

Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid

Gumption: Relighting the Torch of Freedom with America's Gutsiest Troublemakers

Ship of Fools: How a Selfish Ruling Class Is Bringing America to the Brink of Revolution

How to Be Perfect: The Correct Answer to Every Moral Question

The Sweet Potato Queens' Book of Love

I'm Your Emotional Support Animal: Navigating Our All Woke, No Joke Culture