Books on Google Play

Narrated by Khristine Hvam

Assassin's Heart

Why We Broke Up

Six Angry Girls

Dear Rachel Maddow: A Novel

There You'll Find Me

Elves Don't Wear Hard Hats

Gremlins Don't Chew Bubble Gum

Wizards Don't Need Computers

Dragons Don't Cook Pizza

Gargoyles Don't Drive School Buses

Martians Don't Take Temperatures

Monsters Don't Scuba Dive

Dracula Doesn't Drink Lemonade

Cupid Doesn't Flip Hamburgers

Ghosts Don't Eat Potato Chips

Frankenstein Doesn't Plant Petunias

Ghouls Don't Scoop Ice Cream

Bogeyman Don't Play Football