Taken from the tape recordings of the enigmatic and ultra-cautious dangerologist Docter Noel Zone, DANGER IS EVERYWHERE is a brilliantly funny audiobook for avoiding danger of all kinds that will have you laughing out loud (very safely) from start to finish.

DOES IT WARN YOU ABOUT WHAT TO DO IF A SHARK COMES UP OUT OF THE LOO WHILE YOU ARE SITTING ON IT?
Yes it does.

AND WHAT TO DO IF A VOLCANO ERUPTS UNDERNEATH YOUR HOUSE?
After you've made sure it's not a neighbour's barbecue, this audiobook will let you know exactly how to deal with it.

DOES IT INCLUDE AMAZING SOUND EFFECTS AND MUSIC COMPOSED BY DOCTER NOEL ZONE HIMSELF?
Yes it does. But make sure you keep the volume safely down.

'I dislocated my jaw laughing' Eoin Colfer, author of Artemis Fowl

Produced by Docter Noel Zone, the world's greatest (and only) Dangerologist, with the help of his neighbours:

David O'Doherty (words) is a stand-up comedian, writer and regular guest on television shows such as QI, Have I Got News For You and Would I Lie To You? He has written two theatre shows for children, including one where he fixed their bicycles live on stage.

www.DangerIsEverywhere.co.uk

'A brilliantly silly survival guide' Sunday Express

'A Joyful riposte to over-cautious parents . . . well-paced and funny throughout.' Time Out London

'A surreal, daft and funny book . . . A bracing satirical sideswipe at today's health-and-safety culture, aimed at kids who'll get the irony and relish the silliness.' Financial Times

'Brilliantly funny' Gransnet

'A brilliantly mapcap guide' ni4Kids.com

'Laugh-out-loud' TheSchoolRun.com