Diary of a Mad Diva

Too Fat to Fish

Paddle Your Own Canoe: One Man's Fundamentals for Delicious Living

Not Taco Bell Material

President Me: The America That's In My Head

Food: A Love Story

Tough Sh*t: Life Advice from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good

Almost Interesting: The Memoir

I Must Say: My Life As Humble Comedy Legend

Professional Idiot: A Memoir

I'd Like to Play Alone, Please: Essays

Silver Screen Fiend: Learning About Life from an Addiction to Film

Tremendous: The Life of a Comedy Savage

Grace's Guide: The Art of Pretending to Be a Grown-up

How to Fight Presidents: Defending Yourself Against the Badasses Who Ran This Country

I Heart My Little A-Holes: A bunch of holy-crap moments no one ever told you about parenting