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A Cry from the Far Middle: Dispatches from a Divided Land

You Can't Joke About That: Why Everything Is Funny, Nothing Is Sacred, and We’re All in This Together

The Funny Stuff: The Official P. J. O’Rourke Quotationary and Riffapedia

The Chapo Guide to Revolution: A Manifesto Against Logic, Facts, and Reason

How to Fight Presidents: Defending Yourself Against the Badasses Who Ran This Country

Liar's Poker: Rising Through the Wreckage on Wall Street

How Not to Get Shot: And Other Advice From White People

100 Tricks to Appear Smart in Meetings: How to Get By Without Even Trying

Not Cool: The Hipster Elite and Their War on You

Gumption: Relighting the Torch of Freedom with America's Gutsiest Troublemakers

Ship of Fools: How a Selfish Ruling Class Is Bringing America to the Brink of Revolution

I'm Your Emotional Support Animal: Navigating Our All Woke, No Joke Culture

Assassination Vacation

The Joy of Hate: How to Triumph over Whiners in the Age of Phony Outrage

Discussion Materials: Tales of a Rookie Wall Street Investment Banker

The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass

Dave Barry's Greatest Hits

How to Be Right: The Art of Being Persuasively Correct