Vampires Don't Wear Polka Dots

Elves Don't Wear Hard Hats

Wizards Don't Need Computers

Dracula Doesn't Drink Lemonade

Genies Don't Ride Bicycles

Aliens Don't Wear Braces

Witches Don't Do Backflips

Pirates Don't Wear Pink Sunglasses

Skeletons Don't Play Tubas

Werewolves Don't Go to Summer Camp