The Last Black Unicorn

Thank You for My Service

I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell: Unabridged Selections

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Suck Less: Where There's a Willam, There's a Way

A Brief History of Vice: How Bad Behavior Built Civilization

I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me

Mother, Can You Not?

In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks: . . . And Other Complaints from an Angry Middle-Aged White Guy

Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid

How to Be Perfect: The Correct Answer to Every Moral Question

HEY, U UP? (For a Serious Relationship): How to Turn Your Booty Call into Your Emergency Contact

The Sweet Potato Queens' Book of Love

Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch

My Shit Life So Far

Dead People Suck: A Guide for Survivors of the Newly Departed

I Was Told There'd Be Cake

Zeus Is A Dick

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