You Can't Spell America Without Me: The Really Tremendous Inside Story of My Fantastic First Year as President Donald J. Trump (A So-Called Parody)

Ship of Fools: How a Selfish Ruling Class Is Bringing America to the Brink of Revolution

The Bro Code

You Can't Joke About That: Why Everything Is Funny, Nothing Is Sacred, and We’re All in This Together

The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead

The Chapo Guide to Revolution: A Manifesto Against Logic, Facts, and Reason

How to Fight Presidents: Defending Yourself Against the Badasses Who Ran This Country

How Not to Get Shot: And Other Advice From White People

The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Not Cool: The Hipster Elite and Their War on You

Gumption: Relighting the Torch of Freedom with America's Gutsiest Troublemakers

I'm Your Emotional Support Animal: Navigating Our All Woke, No Joke Culture

Assassination Vacation

The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass

The Joy of Hate: How to Triumph over Whiners in the Age of Phony Outrage

Dave Barry's Greatest Hits

Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings

How to Be Right: The Art of Being Persuasively Correct

The Liberal Redneck Manifesto: Draggin' Dixie Outta the Dark

Your Call: What My Listeners Say and Why We Should Take Note