1-800-VAMPIRE

· Burning Bulb Publishing
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If you're a sex-crazed gangbanger, be careful what you wish for...


Victor Dracull is a vampire with a sense of humor, so he tells his three luscious female acolytes that they must each drink the blood of a murderer if they want to be able to go out in the sunlight to work on their tans. Then he places an ad in a skin magazine to lure suitable donors to them.


Duke Crandall and his pals are fresh from a spree of robbery and murder and anxious to spend their ill-gotten gains on sexual delights, so they enthusiastically respond to the ad.


On their way to Count Victor's domain, they spice things up by kidnapping a rich teenage sexpot and her namby-pamby boyfriend, sucking them into the zany supernatural world they are about to unwittingly step into.


Who will end up with the stolen money? Who will get the high-powered sex that they crave?


And who will end up undead?


The answers unfold in the wild and crazy wrap-up of...


1-800-VAMPIRE!

About the author

With 40 books published internationally and 19 movies in worldwide distribution, John Russo has been called "a Living Legend." He began by co-authoring the screenplay for the horror classic, Night of the Living Dead, and went on to build an iconic decades-long career.




His books on the art and craft of movie making have become bibles of independent production and have won a national award for Superior Nonfiction. Quentin Tarantino and many other noted filmmakers have stated that Russo's books have helped them launch their careers.




John Russo wants people to know he's "just a nice guy who likes to scare people" -- and he's done it with novels and films such as Return of the Living Dead, Midnight, The Majorettes, The Awakening, Heartstopper and My Uncle John is a Zombie! He's had a long, rewarding career and he shows no signs of slowing down. In 2024, Lionsgate acquired a Western written by him, The Night They Came Home, about the murder spree perpetrated by the Rufus Buck gang, who were all hanged in 1895.




Russo's popularity among genre fans remains at a high pitch. He appears at many movie conventions each year as a featured guest and hundreds of attendees come to his tables or to the bar to share drinks, jokes and serious conversation.

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