A Very Private Performance

For the avoidance of doubt, please be informed that you are a pair of arrogant, self-serving sh*ts. Further, you are bigoted, self-righteous phonies.

Not exactly the best way to address the directors of the law firm if I want to hang on to my job, but I've had it up to here with James and Daniel Morgan. If they object so strongly to what I do in my spare time they shouldn't snoop into my Facebook account. Not that any of this self-righteous indignation is going to help me. I've been fired.

So what are they thinking now? First James and Daniel have me dismissed, then they turn up as though nothing is wrong while I'm clearing out my desk and invite me out to lunch? What are they up to? And why am I even going with them?

They may be handsome as sin, the pair of them, and now that they know I'm a pole dancer in my spare time they seem to think I'll sleep with them to keep my job.

Not that the idea doesn't have its appeal, but they're wrong. I have my standards too...and not the double standards these two seem to live by.

If I decide to give James and Daniel Morgan a very private performance it will be on my terms, not theirs.