An Affair to Dismember

· Matchmaker Mysteries Book 1 · 13 Lakes Publishing
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 “Fans of laugh-out-loud romantic suspense will enjoy this new author as she joins the ranks of Janet Evanovich, Katie MacAllister, and Jennifer Crusie.”Booklist, on An Affair to Dismember

“Elise Sax will win your heart.”New York Times bestselling author Jill Shalvis

My name’s Gladie Burger, and my Grandma Zelda says that I have “The Gift.” That means that I’m going to be a great matchmaker, and it probably means that I can know things that can’t be known.

Just like my grandma.

She knows who should be matched with who, and she also knows what the weather’s going to be weeks in advance. Some people call that a Third Eye. Some people call it psychic. Some people call it weird.

I’m betting Grandma is wrong. The only “gift” I’ve had in my life is not being able to hold down a job. I might have a commitment problem.

But I’m helping her out in the matchmaking business, anyway. So far, I haven’t made a match, and now after our neighbor across the street fell, hit his head, and died, I can’t stop thinking that maybe his death was no accident.

Maybe it was murder.

I may have commitment issues, but I seem totally committed to finding out if he was murdered and who murdered him.

The annoying Chief of Police—who unfortunately turns my insides into molten estrogen jelly—thinks I should be committed for sticking my nose in where it doesn’t belong.

Luckily, another neighbor is just as hot as the Chief, and he’s more than happy to support my sleuthing. Ditto my best friends Bridget and Lucy.

It’s a toss-up if I’ll solve this mystery, get killed in the process, get arrested, or find true love.

An Affair to Dismember is the first book in the Matchmaker Mysteries series. It is a humorous and romantic small-town mystery. Matchmaker Mysteries…Sometimes love comes with a few dead ends.

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4.4
228 reviews
Simi F.
October 22, 2019
stupid. oh look another interfering drama obsessed yenta.and look another female "writer " gave her two dumb friends and of course 2 gorgeous guys to fight over . in real life they'd run screaming. cliched boring copycat..throw in an annoying granma...so dumb and boring no talent
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Maureen South
June 24, 2020
Cute, light easy read! Two hunks a little much but clued me into the theme and just relax and enjoy the mystery..I did!
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A Google user
March 15, 2019
i wasnt sure at first but im so glad i stuck with this book and author, getting sucked in a murder one minute and laughing at the stunts the next, and the things the characters got into was truly side splitting funny. To go from holding my breath wondering what was about to happen and something totally different and freaking funny happens instead, BEST cozy murder mystery ever, the fact that it was hilarious made it even more real,like i was there. Loved it, hope all of this authors books are this amazing....thank you so much
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About the author

 Elise Sax writes hilarious happy endings. She worked as a journalist, mostly in Paris, France for many years but always wanted to write fiction. Finally, she decided to go for her dream and write a novel. She was thrilled when An Affair to Dismember, the first in the Matchmaker Mysteries series, was sold at auction.

Elise is an overwhelmed single mother of two boys in Southern California. She's an avid traveler, a swing dancer, an occasional piano player, and an online shopping junkie. 

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