Uncle John's Creature Feature Bathroom Reader For Kids Only!
Bathroom Readers' Institute
Sep 2012 · Simon and Schuster
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Get ready to walk on the wild side!
Once upon a time, Uncle John set his ghouls on a task to create three new For Kids Only! books: Strange & Scary, Wild & Woolly, and Under the Slimy Sea. But then a giant green creature oozed out of the muck and gobbled them all up! And what did that horrible thing spit out? This book--Creature Feature! It’s bubbling over with more than 400 pages of blood-curdling facts, gut-wrenching activities, cringe-inducing jokes, and head-spinning true stories--all made even more icky by all the freaky photographs and illustrations. Whether it walks, limps, gallops, flies, crawls, swims, or just sits there and makes fart noises--chances are you’ll encounter it in Creature Feature. So have a spooky good time checking out . . .
* The World's Smelliest Sneaker
* Dog-sized horses and horse-sized dogs
* The great ball of snot
* An armadillo invasion and a turtle traffic jam
* Zombies, Bigfoot, and “the mothman”
* How to make your own mummy
* Why polar bears don't eat penguins
* Vengeful ghosts and haunted castles
* And much more!
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Once upon a time, Uncle John set his ghouls on a task to create three new For Kids Only! books: Strange & Scary, Wild & Woolly, and Under the Slimy Sea. But then a giant green creature oozed out of the muck and gobbled them all up! And what did that horrible thing spit out? This book--Creature Feature! It’s bubbling over with more than 400 pages of blood-curdling facts, gut-wrenching activities, cringe-inducing jokes, and head-spinning true stories--all made even more icky by all the freaky photographs and illustrations. Whether it walks, limps, gallops, flies, crawls, swims, or just sits there and makes fart noises--chances are you’ll encounter it in Creature Feature. So have a spooky good time checking out . . .
* The World's Smelliest Sneaker
* Dog-sized horses and horse-sized dogs
* The great ball of snot
* An armadillo invasion and a turtle traffic jam
* Zombies, Bigfoot, and “the mothman”
* How to make your own mummy
* Why polar bears don't eat penguins
* Vengeful ghosts and haunted castles
* And much more!
Don't say we didn't warn you.
About the author
The Bathroom Readers' Institute is a tight-knit group of loyal and skilled writers, researchers, and editors who have been working as a team for years. The BRI understands the habits of a very special market—Throne Sitters—and devotes itself to providing amazing facts and conversation pieces.
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