Beatroots

John Clementine

PI McBeetly

George Onion

Chard Starkley?

These four beet tops from Liverpuddle have become legends for their music. But do you know the true story of their spring planting and fall harvest?

Finally it can be told. Please put your tongue firmly in your cheek as the story unfolds.

Nothing is real, and there’s nothing to get hung about! Beetroot fields forever!