Bite Me: A Love Story

Name: Bite Me: A Love Story
Rating: 4.531914710998535 (47 reviews)

Christopher Moore

Mar 2010 · Bloodsucking Fiends Book 3 · Harper Collins

4.5

47 reviews

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352

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“Christopher Moore is a very sick man, in the very best sense of the word.”

—Carl Hiaasen

The undead rise again in Bite Me, the third book in New York Times bestselling author Christopher Moore’s wonderfully twisted vampire saga. Joining his farcical gems Bloodsucking Fiends and You Suck, Moore’s latest in continuing story of young, urban, nosferatu style love, is no Twilight—but rather a tsunami of the irresistible outrageousness that has earned him the appellation, “Stephen King with a whoopee cushion and a double-espresso imagination” from the Atlanta Journal-Constitution and inspired Denver’s Rocky Mountain News to declare him, “the 21st century’s best satirist.”

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4.5

47 reviews

Bob George

August 10, 2015

Author must have hit a hard deadline at about page 330 and had to wrap it up. A shame to kill a well developed story with such an abrupt ending. And I ain't paying 12 bucks for the sequel,bite me, I mean, Bite Me. Come on, Chris Moore stories are fun, but it's basically pulp.

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Wei Styer

January 21, 2017

Easily my least favorite book Moore has written that I have read. I didn't even finish it. This specific series started out okay and has slowly transitioned from bad to worse. It's mostly just because of the main character switches. It's always neat to see the story from a different perspective, but not when the person we switch to is increasingly more obnoxious and less likable. The transitions just didn't work for me.

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Erica Goldsmith

January 20, 2021

I absolutely love Christopher Moore's writing style, he is so witty and I am constantly laughing out loud. This was the first book that I read of his and I found it in a bookstore years ago after the cover caught my eye. Now I've read almost all of his books.

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About the author

Christopher Moore is the author of eighteen previous novels, including Razzmatazz, Shakespeare for Squirrels, Noir, Secondhand Souls, Sacré Bleu, Fool, and Lamb. He lives in San Francisco, California.

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