Saya Tertawa Melihat Betapa Banyak Orang yang Menggunakan Dating Apps

SWIPE LEFT ❌ kalau kamu:

* Takut ketawa sambil nangis

* Gak siap dengan brutal truth

* Masih suka ghosting

* Hobi swipe tanpa tujuan

SWIPE RIGHT ✅ untuk:

🎭 6 BAB GAME-CHANGING:

* The GoFood Dating Culture

* Ghosting Master Chronicles

* Red Flags Hall of Fame

* Dating Apps Plot Twists

* Reality Check Slaps

* The Savage Truth Tea

🌟 BONUS SPESIAL:

* Red flags encyclopedia

* Survival guide lengkap

WARNING: SIDE EFFECTS! ⚠️

* Ketawa sampe sakit perut

* Delete semua dating apps

* Uninstall filter apps

* Actually find real love

* Touch some grass

"FINALLY! Buku yang berani expose dating apps culture!" ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

- Mantan Swipe Addict

"Literally spitting facts! No filter needed!" ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

- Reformed Ghost Master

"The reality check that changed my life!" ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

- Recovering Match Collector

💫 SPECIAL LAUNCH PRICE: [Rp 74.725]

📱 FORMAT: Digital (read anywhere while crying)

For everyone who's ever:

* Ghosted or been ghosted

* Collected matches like Pokemon

* Used "Hi" as opening line

* Believed in "looking for friends only"

* Still single after 999+ matches

Download now and join the revolution! 

Remember: "Dating apps are temporary, self-respect is forever" ✨

#DatingAppsSurvivor #ModernDatingComedy #BrutalTruth

P.S: Your ego might get hurt, but your future self will thank you! 💅