Dire Virgins

One Choice - turns out to be a huge mistake!

One Choice - and it's thirty bucks down the drain!

One Choice - can defame you!

A parody of one example of the most insane flotsam of trilogies to surface after The Hunger Games.

It's one of the few books that actually comes with a health warning: Quitting reading this novel now greatly reduces serious risks to your mental health. Remember: abstinence is the only guaranteed way to avoid pregnant pauses.

Comes with a wealth of extras: Awful Q&A. Disgusted Guide. Dire Virgins Playlist! Faction Multi-Festering! Diss Questions. Bad Writing Tips (how to write your own pathetic YA trilogy).

From the insane author of:

Asshat's Fables

Baker Street

Bar Trek

Dune With the Wind

It's a Wonderful Lie!

Macdeath

Merde on the Prurient Express

Misadventures Mindgame

Raw Stars

Thoracic Pearl Fallen Condom

Urinals