"Age Before Duty": Ms. Bettylou Clutchgrapple is the newest substitute teacher in Riverdale High, and she's absolutely gorgeous. Of course, this has turned most of the male population of Riverdale High into a bunch of drooling zombies! They don't even notice that she's not a good teacher--but Betty and Veronica do! Can they get the word out, or will their pleas fall on deaf ears? DISCLAIMER: The stories, characters, and incidents in this publication are entirely fictional. This publication contains material that was originally created in a less racially and socially sensitive time in our society and reflects attitudes that may be represented as offensive today. The stories are represented here without alteration for historical reference.