"Clubs Are Trumps": Archie is carrying around an antique war club, and the girls don't trust him with it (for obvious reasons)! But would Riverdale's darling redhead really bonk someone like that?! DISCLAIMER: The stories, characters, and incidents in this publication are entirely fictional. This publication contains material that was originally created in a less racially and socially sensitive time in our society and reflects attitudes that may be represented as offensive today. The stories are represented here without alteration for historical reference.