Newly appointed Captain Virgil Hilts is having a difficult time playing politics with a rogue band of Sasquatches who are wreaking havoc on the West Coast. He might be able to keep the peaceβ¦if new recruit Gladys is betrothed to their Kingβs son! Can Virgil maintain diplomacy while keeping his recruitβand his new title? Or is he doomed to get squashed by Sasquatches?