Love on a Rotten Day: An Astrological Survival Guide to Romance

· Simon and Schuster
4.8
19 reviews
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The Guide to Losing -- or Finding -- Your True Soul Mate

Did you know: Capricorns are cowards when it comes to public displays of affection? Aries get amorous in unusual places? Leos love to be serviced? Cosmo's Bedside Astrologer, Hazel Dixon-Cooper, reveals all this and more in this sexy, uninhibited guide to love and romance, the follow-up to her hip and hilarious Born on a Rotten Day. In Love on a Rotten Day, Dixon-Cooper walks the wild side of the zodiac, delivering the goods on which sign cheats and who's a manipulator, a bully, a brat, a nutcase, or a nympho. Lovers, would-be lovers, and ex-lovers will rejoice in advice on how to:

  • Safely dump a Scorpio
  • Convince a Virgo to have spontaneous sex
  • Snag a romance-phobic Aquarius


An honest and uproarious guide to losing and finding your true soul mate, Love on a Rotten Day is this century's answer to the timeless query "What's your sign?"

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4.8
19 reviews
Diane McQuade
February 3, 2022
I love this book. Found it while shopping, and my friend and I were sitting in the middle of the bookstore each with a copy. reading snippets out loud. We laughed so much we were crying. People must have thought we were crazy. I have to say it's the best, most accurate horoscope book about love I have ever read. Very concise and direct. Holds no punches. Highly recommended, but not if you like stuffy, serious horoscope books. I usually do as well, but if you want to laugh until you cry, get this book. It's my 3rd copy. I have a paper back copy somewhere, but this is cool. Treat yourself. And laugh yourself to sleep. I wish I'd written it! 🥰🥰😎☕
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A Google user
March 7, 2012
I have used this book as a text book for life survival. Not only is it funny, it's dead on. My mother and I both have a copy of this book. Once you own it, you will be surprised at how often you use it.
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Cadavera666
March 1, 2018
There's definitely more fact than fiction in the descriptions. Good for many laughs!
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About the author

Hazel Dixon-Cooper has been a professional astrologer for more than twenty-five years. She is the author of the Rotten Day humorous astrology book series. She has written astrology articles and columns for a variety of newspapers and magazines, including Cosmopolitan magazine’s Bedside Astrologer column. She is a popular guest on a wide variety of international, national, and regional radio programs.

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