Dire Virgins
About this ebook
One Choice - turns out to be a huge mistake!
One Choice - and it's thirty bucks down the drain!
One Choice - can defame you!
A parody of one example of the most insane flotsam of trilogies to surface after The Hunger Games.
It's one of the few books that actually comes with a health warning: Quitting reading this novel now greatly reduces serious risks to your mental health. Remember: abstinence is the only guaranteed way to avoid pregnant pauses.
Comes with a wealth of extras: Awful Q&A. Disgusted Guide. Dire Virgins Playlist! Faction Multi-Festering! Diss Questions. Bad Writing Tips (how to write your own pathetic YA trilogy).
From the insane author of:
Asshat's Fables
Baker Street
Bar Trek
Dune With the Wind
It's a Wonderful Lie!
Macdeath
Merde on the Prurient Express
Misadventures Mindgame
Raw Stars
Thoracic Pearl Fallen Condom
Urinals
