Keith Lemon: The Rules: 69 Ways to Be Successful

· Hachette UK
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About this ebook

Fancy a slice of lemon with that, love?

As you can tell, I'm a good-looking guy and quite a hit with the ladies...some proper bang tidy lasses too. I've been honing my game for a few years and now, at last, I reveal all. In my book, I reveal the 69 rules of being a succ-sex. Clever, right?

So why not slip into something a little more comfortable, take my hand and I'll guide you through the rules of attraction, chat-up lines, first dates and relationships Lemon-style. With rules for men and women, no one should be without it. Especially not the flarey-nostrelled bird from CELEBRITY JUICE. She needs all the help she can get.

Lemonise your life. It's as simple as that...shaaaa-ting!

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4.0
17 reviews
A Google user
March 24, 2012
Cant buy it :( I wish the sample was longer so that I could read atleast one sentence... All the sample is is the contents pages... But I can tell its a good book..
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A Google user
May 5, 2012
Really good to read i dont read books but took the time to read this one haha funny stuff!
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Cheryl Whittaker
December 21, 2012
This is hilarious and made even better by the way it is written in Keith lemon style :-)
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About the author

Born and raised in Leeds, Keith Lemon is a northern sex symbol and national treasure. He is the author of bestselling books The Rules: 69 Ways to be Successful, Being Keith and Little Keith Lemon as well as a new series of children's stories, The Beaver and the Elephant. You may have seen him on TV shows such as Celebrity Juice, Through the Keyhole, Lemon La Vida Loca, Lemonaid, Sing if You Can, Bo! Selecta and Keith Lemon's Very Brilliant World Tour.

Follow him on Twitter at https://twitter.com/lemontwittor and join Keith on Facebook to see more www.facebook.com/officialkeithlemon.

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