Pat-a-cake, Pat-a-cake, Baker Bear’s Witch, Oh, dear me I just flipped that switch. There’s a pig in the oven as dead as can be, Without a heart, or a lung, or a danged kid-ney.
With a zip and a zap and a tappity-tap, I’ll fix this mess even without a catnap.
Got Miss Bunny, Doc Downey, and Granny Cleo, One, two, three, and away we go.
Bubble, Bubble, we sure got some trouble. Another Piggie’s missing, so now it’s double.
Somethin’ sure stinks, but that might be the skunks, Or the Cats, or the Possums, oh heck! They’re all punks.
See ya’ in Hairy Wort. It’s sure to be snort! Come ‘on down! There’ll be laughs all ‘round.
Hey Y’all! I’m Julia Mills, the New York Times and USA Today Bestselling Author of the Dragon Guard Series. I, without a doubt, admit to being a sarcastic, southern woman who would rather spend all day laughing than a minute crying. Living with my two most amazing daughters and a menagerie of animals keeps me busy, but I love telling a good story. Now that I’ve decided to write the stories running through my brain, life is just a blast!
My beliefs are simple. A good book, along with shoes, makeup, and purses, will never let a girl down and no hero ever written will compare to my real-life hero, my dad! I’m a sucker for a happy ending, and alpha men make me swoon.
I’m still working on my story, but I promise it will contain as much love and laughter as I can pack into it! Now, go out there and create your own story!!! Dare to Dream! Have the Strength to Try EVERYTHING! Never Look Back!