Professor Franco isn’t like other lecturers on campus. Tweed jackets? Corduroys? Nope, not for him. His tailored suits and fine Italian shoes make all the girls swoon.
When the handsome professor needs a student to assist in his fertility experiment, there’s only one girl in the lecture hall who can help. That’s Valerie—with a capital V. The professor must go where no man has gone before, all in the name of science!
But how will Valerie feel when she has to perform her duties… in front of the entire class?
An erotic fertility short.
LEXI WOOD is a sock puppet who came to life one night while her keeper was out picking up Chinese food. When nobody’s around, she bashes her face against a typewriter until stories come out. And those stories are shocking.
Lexi’s exterior is 53% acrylic, 37% nylon, and 10% recycled tinsel. On the inside, she’s full of bloodlust, wanderlust, lust-lust, bathtub gin, and pills she found on the floor. She also got into those tranquilizers you give your cat to get it in the travel carrier. You shouldn’t leave those things lying around.
Handmade in Vulgaria.