Somewhere in a secret dojo, the location of which I cannot reveal to you on pain of being tickled, is the greatest martial arts master of all time.┬аBorn of a Lychee mother and a Rambutan father, he has mastered all martial arts, including Kung Pao Chicken, the difficult, two-part Spring Roll, Tamagoyaki, Tonkatsu, or the art of repelling cats without making them sneeze, and even the dreaded Miso Stupid.┬аCome with me, if you dare, and learn the ancient secrets of Lychee Rambutan, Ninja Master!
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