Thanatic is trying to get all six Insanity Crystals so he can snap his fingers and get half-and-half for his coffee.
Can Horny Starkers, Spruce Gamma, Musculor, Steve-the-Rogerer, Pietro Parkour, Doctor Deranged, Challa'Khan, She Who Exchanged Spittle with a Rhino, and the Garbage of the Galaxy stop him?
(And does it even matter since anyone who dies in a comic book is routinely brought back to life?)
From the insane author of:
Asshat's Fables
Baker Street
Bar Trek
Dire Virgins
Dune With the Wind
It's a Wonderful Lie!
Macdeath
Merde on the Prurient Express
Raw Stars
Thoracic Pearl Fallen Condom
Urinals