Stuff Christians Like
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Do you constantly find yourself towing the fine line between praying before certain types of meals and not others? This book is for you. Have you fallen in love on a mission trip, just to break up when you get home? This book is for you. Are you a unicorn of purity who ranks honeymoon sex slightly higher than the second coming of Christ? Guess what â this book is for you, too.
Itâs time to shake off Somber Christian Syndrome and embrace the quirks of being a member of Godâs kingdom. This book will teach you how to:
- Break up with your small group
- Subtly find out if your new Christian friends drink beer too
- Recognize the shame grenade that is a Jesus Juke
- Avoid a prayer handholding faux pas
- Say something Christian-y without looking like a snake handler
From prayer shot blocks to metro worship leaders, no stone is left unturned in this hilarious look at faith.
âI never knew how much I needed Jesus until I found out I was judging people who use the table of contents in their Bible. This book saved me from looking like a bad Christian.â â Sister Mary Francis, Rhode Island.
âItâs such a time saver to know that my Chick-fil-a from the drive-thru comes pre-blessed. I always knew I was making the right choice by choosing the Lordâs chicken.â â Dave L., South Carolina.
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Jon Acuff is the author of five books, including the New York Times Bestselling career book, Do Over. Heâs helped companies like the Home Depot, Bose, Staples, and AutoTrader.com tell their stories. Heâs a well-known public speaker, and his blogs have been read by millions of fans. He lives in Nashville with his wife, Jenny, and their two young daughters. Follow him on Twitter @JonAcuff and read his ideas at www.Acuff.me.
