Totlandia: The Onesies (Book 1 - Fall)
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Each book completes a story arc, but it includes a series cliffhanger that connects Books 1-4; And then Books 5-8.Â
IN BOOK 1 OF THE TOTLANDIA SERIES:
In a world of power and prestige, no one has more than Bettina Connaught Cross, leader of the Pacific Heights Moms & Tots Club. If you want to be admitted into the most exclusive childrenâs playgroup in all of San Francisco, you simply cannot cross her.Â
But this yearâs admissions process is more rigorous than ever, pitting prospective members against each other to prove their mettle. Four of the six candidates vying for the remaining four slots have a secret that would knock them out of the running. Jade is a former stripper and porn actress, who has been absent for most of her sonâs life. Jillianâs husband cleaned out their joint accounts and left her for his pregnant assistant. Ally never even had a husbandâjust a sperm donorâand sheâs hiding a high-ranking corporate job. And Lorna fears that her son may have special needsâĻ just the excuse her sister-in-law, Bettina, needs to deny her entry to the club. Can these hopeful moms keep up appearances long enough to outlast the competition? Or will their chancesâand their private livesâgo up in flames?
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Josie Brown is the author of: The Housewife Assassin series; the Totlandia series; and the True Hollywood Lies series. She is also the author of: The Candidate; The Baby Planner; and Secret Lives of Husbands and Wives, which was optioned by producer Jerry Bruckheimer for television. Josie lives in San Francisco, California with her husband and two children.
