The Hitwoman and the Family Jewels

Name: The Hitwoman and the Family Jewels
Rating: 4.909090995788574 (11 reviews)

JB Lynn

May 2019 · Jennifer Baum

4.9

11 reviews

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203

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How do you say “no” to a mob boss?

When bumbling hitwoman Maggie Lee is asked by her mob boss employer to kill a cop, she wants to say no.

When her sexy murder mentor, Patrick Mulligan tells her the cop in question is a guy she once dated, she REALLY wants to refuse.

But when her former date, Paul Kowalski tries to kill her, she changes her tune to “Hell, yes!”

Maggie and Patrick grow closer as they scramble to figure out what it is that Kowalski is looking for and what it has to do with her prison escapee father.

Maggie’s search is hampered by the presence of US Marshals hunting her father and her crazier-than-usual family.

Along with her snarky talking lizard, grammatically-challenged Doberman, and a pissy cat, she races to solve the mystery and protect her family. But nothing in Maggie’s life ever goes as planned…

Ratings and reviews

4.9

11 reviews

linda quick

June 16, 2022

This is a fun story that has Maggie tasked with taking out a hitman known as the security guard. His name strikes fear in all who hear it, yet Maggie must survive him to keep her family safe. Even Patrick, her murder mentor, is terrified of the security guard. As usual, her animals rise to the occasion to help her and add their own element of chaos to the situation and to her life. This book is fun, funny, and a bit poignant. Maggie has made tremendous personal growth over this series.

lyla stigall

April 29, 2024

Loved it even tho it seemed a bbit wonky1

Lora Bress

March 14, 2020

The hit woman and the family jewels

About the author

When a fan told her that she's a "fabulous author", a "great sport", and a "very cool chick", JB Lynn immediately thought, "that's what I want my obituary to say!".

A Jersey Girl transplanted to the Sunshine State, JB (you can call her Jen) writes laugh-out-loud suspense and mysteries, along with goosebump-raising thrillers.

She also guzzles coffee, spoils her dog, wastes endless hours daydreaming, and does her best to be a "cool chick" (but if you ever meet her, you'll know how dismally she fails).

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Neurotic Hitwoman Books in Order (because you can't read just one)

1. Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman

2. Further Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Woman

3. The Hitwoman Gets Lucky

4. The Hitwoman and the Family Jewels

5. The Hitwoman and the Neurotic Witness

6. The Hitwoman Hunts a Ghost

7. The Hitwoman and the 7 Cops

8. The Hitwoman and the Poisoned Apple

9. The Hitwoman and the Downward Dog

10. The Hitwoman's Act of Contrition

11. The Hitwoman Hires a Manny

12. The Hitwoman and the Sacrificial Lamb

13. The Hitwoman and the Chubby Cherub

14. The Hitwoman and the Mother Lode

15. The Hitwoman Under Pressure

16. The Hitwoman Plays Chaperone

17. The Hitwoman Takes a Road Trip

18. The Hitwoman in a Pickle

19. The Hitwoman and the Gold Digger

20. The Hitwoman's Juggling Act

21. The Hitwoman and the Fallen Angel

22. The Hitwoman Goes to Prison

23. The Hitwoman and the Exorcism

24. The Hitwoman Plays Games

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