Dreamboat Island

Zeke walks in to Clark's coffeeshop on opening day.

Isn't Zeke... wasn't Zeke... Zippy the Calculator Boy, from back in elementary school? Except he has muscles now.

And he's looking Clark up and down like he never did back in elementary school.

Clark is straight, but he has to admit: Zeke is gorgeous. And intimidatingly smart, just like he was back in school. Plus those muscles. It's a little too much.

Clark wouldn't mind reconnecting with his old buddy Zeke. For friend stuff. They can drive their Ferraris around. Jump off of casino boats. Stuff like that.

So why does Clark want to kiss him?

Clark is straight. Or so he says. And Zeke doesn't need love. Or so he thinks.

Crema is a straight-to-gay romantic comedy with a wacky aunt, unadvised jumps off a casino boat, and a jock and a nerd finding their HEA.