Gary Sutton

Gary Sutton wrote "The Six Month Fix," "Moon in Grundy Center," "Corporate Canaries," "Terrorist Queen" plus other books. "All but one consistently failed to make bestseller lists," he brags. Sutton's received several patents "of dubious commercial value" and believes he may be the only retire CEO with an arrest for vagrancy on his record. He barely earned his BS degree from Iowa State, slipped through Harvard Business "thanks to their OPM program, allowing some Ivy to rub off on lesser intellects" and took graduate studies from Denver University, Penn, Berkeley and Oxford "without the tiniest shred of distinction."