Ross Petras

Ross Petras is the authora of numerous best-selling humor books and has received coverage in a vast array of media, including the New York Times Book Review, People, Reader's Digest, the Wall Street Journal, and more. Ross lives in New Jersey.

Ebooks

The 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said

Unusually Stupid Americans: A Compendium of All-American Stupidity

"Dance First. Think Later": 618 Rules to Live By

The 176 Stupidest Things Ever Done

Stupid Movie Lines: The 776 Dumbest Things Ever Uttered on the Silver Screen

Age Doesn't Matter Unless You're a Cheese: Wisdom from Our Elders (Quote Book, Inspiration Book, Birthday Gift, Quotations)

"Nothing Is Worth More Than This Day.": Finding Joy in Every Moment

You're Saying It Wrong: A Pronunciation Guide to the 150 Most Commonly Mispronounced Words--and Their Tangled Histories of Misuse

"Being Weird Is a Wonderful Thing": Inspiration for Living Your Truest Self

Unusually Stupid Celebrities: A Compendium of All-Star Stupidity

Jane's Guide to Dicks (and Toms and Harrys)

Bad Girls Go Everywhere: Wisdom, Humor, and Inspiration from Women with Attitude

Unusually Stupid Politicians: Washington's Weak in Review

B Is for Botox: An Alphabet Book for the Middle-Aged

The Stupidest Sports Book of All Time: Hilarious Blunders, Bloopers, Oddities, Quotes, and More from the World of Sports

"Believe You Can and You're Halfway There": Discover Your Inner Confidence

Stupidest Things Ever Said: Book of All-Time Stupidest Top 10 Lists

That Doesn't Mean What You Think It Means: The 150 Most Commonly Misused Words and Their Tangled Histories

Change Happens: A Compendium of Wisdom

Very Bad Poetry

"Don't Forget to Sing in the Lifeboats": Uncommon Wisdom for Uncommon Times

1, 2, Can't Reach My Shoe: A Counting Book for the Middle-Aged

Here Speeching American: A Very Strange Guide to English as It Is Garbled Around the World

A History of the World Through Body Parts: The Stories Behind the Organs, Appendages, Digits, and the Like Attached to (or Detached from) Famous Bodies

Awkword Moments: A Lively Guide to the 100 Terms Smart People Should Know

Wretched Writing: A Compendium of Crimes Against the English Language

Stupid Sex: The MOST Idiotic and Embarassing Intimate Encounters of All Time

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