No Sex!: About People who don't do IT

Doesn't exist? It does exist! After five books about human sexuality in very different forms (mainly BDSM and fetish), we thought (initially for fun) about what the opposite of sex actually is. 

One of our rituals at the end of a finished story is to toast that we intend to write about the opposite next time - we almost never do, of course. But after finishing the last book, we did start to think about it... Whatever it means in this context.

Not possible? You can! 

In fact, we have finally managed to find and talk to people who don't have sex, although they do (somehow) have sex at the same time. 

So this is definitely a book about sexual intercourse in very unusual variations from inexperienced tenderness, restrained prostitution, pleasure-free orgasms to the dark machinations of S&M relationships where slaves forgot ejaculation altogether and are actually happy doing it. 

This is not a gloomy book about people who can't, don't want to, are biologically or chemically on the wrong track and therefore have to do without pleasurable and satisfying sexuality. 

This book is about people who have fun, but often in a very special, funny or a completely different way, which often made us think about (our) boring machinations in bed - such as the missionary position - after the conversations.

However, the following chapters are not intended as a guide - unless you have very specific preferences. 

Read the stories to be entertained, to be amazed and perhaps also to get a little inspiration for what goes (not) on in your bed at night in the near future. 

But at least try it out for yourself in your head and think about what sex would look like if you gave up climax, penetration, maybe even any contact of the genitals with anything at all! 

Curious about people who manage to do this - sometimes even for many years or an entire working life? Then you should definitely read this book!

Here are a few appetizers from the chapters: 

- A prostitute who never had sex in her entire professional life, even though all her customers were more than satisfied with her. 

- A young woman who saved sexual intercourse until marriage, but who was by no means innocent beforehand. Because the promise of purity offers a few hefty legal loopholes. 

-"Less work for better pay" is the motto of a professional dominatrix who does lots of unusual things with her clients, but doesn't let them get anywhere near her private parts. 

- About a couple who never really learned normal sex and instead practice very satisfying alternatives. 

- We experience a gruesome mini-crucifixion and get to know a man who submits to his partner and completely forgoes climaxes - and has done so for a very, very long time. 

- How postponing and foregoing climax prolongs sex so that it lasts a whole (so called) "Chinese weekend" and doesn't necessarily have to end in heavy ejaculations. 

- Orgasm without pleasure? A wife stimulates her husband for hours and then the dice or a coin decides whether he can enjoy the end to the full - or not.

A short note on our own behalf: This book and the reports and stories of the people are intended to provide an intimate insight into their sex lives and serve as inspiration for our readers (or as a gruesomely chilling example). 

If you're expecting masturbation templates and pornographic exaggerations, you won't find them here! 

This is a slice of real life, even if we are looking at very specific preferences through the lens of professional journalists.