Always has been.
(He also has one, but that’s neither here nor there).
My older brother’s best friend loved to taunt me and call me Virgin Mary growing up.
He also embarrassed me in the worst way when he found out I was crushing on him.
Now that I’m back in Smalltownsville, I hope I never have to see that smug man again.
Fate seems to have other plans.
All because of the ginormous candy cane in his hand.
It’s exactly what I need to fulfill my needs.
Too bad Cass isn’t willing to give it up.
But neither am I.
We both want what that girthy minty rod can offer.
So maybe it’s time to forget the past and spread my legs to find some holiday cheer, courtesy of my very own Christmas Eve Casanova.
𝙀𝙣𝙟𝙤𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙝𝙤𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙙𝙞𝙧𝙩𝙮 𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙚𝙨-𝙩𝙤-𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙮-𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙚-𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙘 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙙𝙮 𝙛𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙣𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙖𝙣𝙨 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙐𝙎𝘼 𝙏𝙤𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝘽𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘼𝙪𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙨 𝙂𝙬𝙮𝙣 𝙈𝙘𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙮 𝘼𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣.